thaanks-pete:

Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s

tagged → #color palette
secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

Witch Weekly

Witch Weekly

tagged → #got #women of got
tagged → #tvd cast
tagged → #got #lord snow #jon snow

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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tagged → #omfg

ollyhooper:

Harry Potter and the Sass

tagged → #harry potter
Track Title: Monster Verse

Artist: Nicki Minaj

Album: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

heathened:privatebarb:amenpenis:

A threshold moment in human evolution

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#hey itunes instead of making all of us get the u2 album how about make a skip to nicki’s verse button